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Monday, October 24, 2016

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Stardom 1st

Something is quite what it seems to be in the,
 Chris Evans & Jenny Slate.
World of romance.
I get the feeling that she, 
isn't really over the ex yet.
Plus, so much good stuff, 
for Chris Evans is ahead career wise.
She may simply become a victim of his success.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Micropenis ...

So over the last few days, 
I have really thought hard.
As to, why, Donald Trump is so angry all the time.
Then as though, I had a flash.
It's a real medical problem.
In fact Hitler had the same issue it seems.

Having such a little Willie.
Makes one feel, less than masculine.
Short, Woman hater, bragger. Explains
It really does explain everything.
Especially the lies....
So I was wondering.
Should we start a Kickstarter fund.
To help his wife.
The Immigrant.
To be able to afford to buy a huge,
magnifying glass.
What do you all think.
As you see below.
Hilary and Trumps Talking head.
Clearly agree....

TOLD YA, Worse to come from the Philippines Trump

Thursday, December 31, 2015

A Tad Earlier than stated 2016 Predictions

Christian Dions’
Psychic Predictions 2016
(Composed in Hermosa Beach CA USA).
(Completed Dec 29th 2pm PT) 
Many troubles ahead in 2016.
Major government fail.
Leading to masses in the streets.
Also they will be terrorist troubles .
Worse than in the previous years.
Due to ISIS.

TOLD YA, Truth gets closer...

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

I see "RED" paint in her future.

So selfish bitch Kim Kardashian-West.
Has decided not just to be cruel to animals.
She has also told PETA to "PISS Off".
Well she better be ready for the backlash.
Plus she involves her sprog in the madness.
Someone please call child services.
Clearly she'll be voting Trump...
She should avoid splashing around the sparkles,
 in Paris & London.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Cheater & a Liar....

So Angelina Jolie has as we know been trying to make her soon to be Ex Hubby the "BAD" one.
Well, it's about to backfire & explode in her face.
Doesn't she understand, 
that her telling the powers that be,
 to check into him.
Well, they will check into her too.
Wait till they expose the name of her,
 "NEW" flame.
Who also isn't free.......

Thursday, October 20, 2016

TOLD YA, Closer & closer

Saturday, October 1, 2016

A Miracle ...

If Donald " Babyfart " Trump.
Survives October.
It'll be a Bloody Miracle.
Going to be SPOOKY......

Out of hiding...

Tommy "Old Boy" Cruise.
Out and about, after his latest facelift.
(Looks like they forgot to do his eyelids)
Is all a flutter after the news that Top Gun 2,
 is on the way.
Now, I agree that the silly movie,
 will make millions.

But the critics, 
all of them, 
will give it a thumbs down.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Sometimes the "Camera" lies...

All is not what it seems in this marriage.
Times will tell, but quicker that you think.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Nice try.....

So here's a private side of my life.

Last night, Lady Gaga, my dog.

Was crazy looking around at something,
 that I couldn't see.
She's never done that kind of thing.
This went on till 3am.
She also decided that she had to sleep on my head.
Again something that she has never done.
Or she had to get out of the house.
Odd I know.
Now this morning things a little calmer, 
doggie wash time.
As I was washing her.
I suddenly realized what had happened.
Someone, tried to send something,
 to hurt or bother me.
Well, it didn't work of course.
Clearly the work of an amateur, 
with a little knowledge.
Always dangerous.......
Any how, I thought I'd let them know.
I sent the something, back.
"With a little something extra".

Frick & Frack...

This terrible NC RNC bombing is disgusting.
But for Trump & Pence.
To blame the other side, is CRAZY.
In time they will see that the culprit,
 is much closer to home.

Bigger isn't always better.

This is the World's largest Yacht.
It's owned by a Russian Billionaire.
He made his money from manure.....
It would have to be it's worth $666 million.
Interesting #.
Anyway it won't see it's 2nd birthday.

Monday, October 17, 2016

TOLD YA, Pink Card Stamped.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

too little too late

So Faux News Anchor Shep Smith.
Has apologised for his "COWARD" remark in regards to Robin Williams death.
He should talk, 
with all the "SECRETS" in his closets....

No wonder Greece is having Earthquakes.

Lindsay Lohan is pinning her future,
on a man called Dennis Papageoriou.
Who she has partnered with, 
to open a string of nightclubs.
Starting in Athens.
Well for starters none of them are called Stringfellow.
This is just a positive scheme to cover,
 the World's oldest profession.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Trouble brewing.....

One Directions' Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson, 
have always been close.
However of late, 
there has been a great divide between them.
Well, they are at a crossroads.
If the they get it together,
 and reset their relationship.
It will prove to be very successful on all levels.
If not, won't be pretty.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Big things ahead ..

Actor, Luke Evans.
Has great times ahed of him.
Both career wise & personally.
He's got a great future on the silver screen.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

He, HE..........

I do hope that Old Babyfart, Trump.
Isn't thinking that his worries of "Old Stuff" .
Coming to light is behind him.
Trust me, there's much worse to come.
Think of it as an Advent Calendar of 
"Trumps Follies"

Wednesday, October 12, 2016


Monday, December 8, 2014

2015 Predictions

  2015 Predictions 

 Composed between  Nov 14th  noon & Dec 1st 7pm 2014

      In Hermosa Beach Ca, USA.

   If you think he behaved badly in 2014,
 just wait till you see 
          what he's got planned for 2015. 
Mind you I feel that he is in 
          very real danger. 
Of over steeping the mark completely, 
   with dreadful results.
   He's completely paranoid, 
even more so than first thought.
   He's on a parallel to the North Korean nutter.

One to watch..

17yr old James Charles, beauty blogger.
Is making history as the first male cover Star on, Cover Girl.
I smell a TV show on E!TV & Bravo.